Friday, April 29, 2011

Day 150 - Graduation Season

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."

-Robert Orben


Thursday, April 28, 2011

Day 149 - Old Spice Dad

“Hello, ladies, look at your dad, now back to me, now back at your dad, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a bus with the man your man could smell like. Anything is possible when your dad smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a porch.”



Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Day 148 - Feeling Lucky

What do I look like, me lad? See the hat? The buckles on me shoes? Why, I'm a Leprechaun!

-Leprechaun movie