The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!... We want a shrubbery!!
-from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Ride to Live. Live to Wave.
This doctor makes house calls.
Good thing, since our six year old is home sick with the flu today. :-(
Little Red Riding Hood or the Big Bad Wolf?
"So they sent for a witch with a terrible twitch to ask how my future impressed her. She took one look at me... and cried, "He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, *HE*! What else could he be but a jester?" A jester? A jester? A funny idea, a jester. No butcher, no baker, no candlestick maker, and me with the look of a fine undertaker impressed her as a jester? But where was I to learn any comical turn? It was not in a book on a shelf. No teacher to take me, to mold me and make me a merryman, fool or an elf.
But I'm proud to recall that in no time at all, with no other recourses but my own resources, with firm application and determination... I made a fool of myself!" -Hubert Hawkins (Danny Kaye) in The Court Jester

What should we say about this one? Enter your proposed caption in the comments section below.

You're not getting a flu shot. How about a gas mask?
Let's hope he didn't walk across the plains in that flip-flop. Maybe he stopped before he got to Utah and built a "Little House on the Prairie."Laura Ingalls: My pa works hard.Nellie Oleson: So does a mule.
"Oh, but it wasn't a dream! It was a place! And you - and you - and you - and you were there [
waving at the bus]."
-Dorothy
"I can't surrender. I don't know how!"
-Captain America
His popularity is growing, so maybe it's time to prepare for a "Wave at the Bus" calendar. ...not quite as cold as yesterday's shorty shorts, but close.