Conan the Octogenarian

"Get off my lawn!"


What is an Octogenarian? They must be very sickly creatures, for you never hear of them but they were dying.

Even Conan gets old

Conan the Librarian

"A book is a fragile creature, it suffers the wear of time, it fears rodents, the elements and clumsy hands. so the librarian protects the books not only against mankind but also against nature and devotes his life to this war with the forces of oblivion."
-Umberto Eco

 "I have thousands of tapes, and photos and fliers, letters, posters, artwork - basically everything that ever happened, I kept. I'm not a hoarder, though. I'm sort of a librarian."
-Ian MacKaye

Conan the Barbarian

Introducing the first in a new series of waves: 
Conan Style

"There comes a time, Conan, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child."

Conan and Kids!