Friday, April 29, 2011

Day 150 - Graduation Season

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."

-Robert Orben


Thursday, April 28, 2011

Day 149 - Old Spice Dad

“Hello, ladies, look at your dad, now back to me, now back at your dad, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a bus with the man your man could smell like. Anything is possible when your dad smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a porch.”



Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Day 148 - Feeling Lucky

What do I look like, me lad? See the hat? The buckles on me shoes? Why, I'm a Leprechaun!

-Leprechaun movie



Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Day 147 - Ninja

"Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?"

-Napoleon Dynamite





Monday, April 25, 2011

Day 146 - Gypsy


Phoebus: You fight almost as well as a man.

Esmeralda: Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you.

-from The Hunchback of Notre Dame



Friday, April 22, 2011

Day 145 - White Rabbit

A different sort of Easter Bunny. And when it comes to waving at the bus, he's never late.

"I'm late. I'm late. For a very important date. No time to say Hello. Goodbye. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late."

-White Rabbit in Alice in Wonderland


Thursday, April 21, 2011

Day 144 - The Trailerhood

Lowering property values one wave at a time.

"It's a little piece of paradise way out here in the woods.
There's always something going on down in the trailerhood."

-Toby Keith

Toby's Trailerhood video
















Our neighbor really does host an online country music radio station: America's Country. He does not look like this.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Day 143 - Karate Kicks

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
-Bruce Lee

Fear aside, I'd like tickets to the one-legged kicking contest.



Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Day 142 - A Birthday Suit

Dale put on a birthday suit to celebrate Rain's 16th birthday. We can all breathe a sigh of relief that this was a family-friendly event.


Friday, April 8, 2011

Day 141 - Little Known Justice League Member

Seriously? What's a Hawkgirl? Apparently she was friends with Aquaman:

Hawkgirl
: He was happy at the end. I still don't understand why.

Aquaman: It's faith, Hawkgirl. You're not supposed to understand it. You just have it.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Day 140 - Bear Bait

You don't have to outrun the bear.
Just the one-legged guy.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Friday, April 1, 2011

Day 137 - Hockey Time

What do you call a pegleg guy on a skate?

A really bad idea.

(and a big shout out to all our Detroit area friends. Go Red Wings!)