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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
-Robert Orben
“Hello, ladies, look at your dad, now back to me, now back at your dad, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a bus with the man your man could smell like. Anything is possible when your dad smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a porch.”
What do I look like, me lad? See the hat? The buckles on me shoes? Why, I'm a Leprechaun!
-Leprechaun movie
"Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?"
-Napoleon Dynamite
Phoebus: You fight almost as well as a man.
Esmeralda: Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you.
-from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
A different sort of Easter Bunny. And when it comes to waving at the bus, he's never late."I'm late. I'm late. For a very important date. No time to say Hello. Goodbye. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late."-White Rabbit in Alice in Wonderland
Lowering property values one wave at a time.
"It's a little piece of paradise way out here in the woods. There's always something going on down in the trailerhood."
-Toby Keith
Toby's Trailerhood video
Our neighbor really does host an online country music radio station: America's Country. He does not look like this.
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
-Bruce Lee Fear aside, I'd like tickets to the one-legged kicking contest.

Dale put on a birthday suit to celebrate Rain's 16th birthday. We can all breathe a sigh of relief that this was a family-friendly event.
Seriously? What's a Hawkgirl? Apparently she was friends with Aquaman:
Hawkgirl: He was happy at the end. I still don't understand why.
Aquaman: It's faith, Hawkgirl. You're not supposed to understand it. You just have it.
You don't have to outrun the bear.
Just the one-legged guy.
Can you wave with all the colors of the wind?
"Creativity takes courage."- Henri Matisse
What do you call a pegleg guy on a skate?
A really bad idea.
(and a big shout out to all our Detroit area friends. Go Red Wings!)
