"Let's see. Your science project involved radishes, did it not? I hereby appoint you my Executive Officer in charge of... um... radishes."-Captain Jean-Luc Picard(sounds like the job title for the "expendable" crew member)
It's tough to get privacy on the throne.
"I'm not like other guys."-Michael Jackson in Thriller

Why did the chicken wave at the bus???
Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't ya think my collection's complete
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
Girl who has everything
Look at this trove, treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around you'd think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty
I have whoozits and whatzis galore
You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty
But who cares? No big deal
I want more.
-Ariel in The Little Mermaid
"We wouldn't want to miss old Daddy's celebration, now, would we? Huh! Celebration indeed. Bah!"
-Ursula in The Little Mermaid
"I consider myself a reasonable merman. I set certain rules, and I expect those rules to be obeyed."-King Triton in The Little Mermaid
"Magic is believing in yourself. If you can do that, you can make anything happen."-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Life is like soccer. We need goals.
"Chicks like you give women a bad name."
-Batgirl
A recent wave from Harry's long lost cousin, Terry Potter.
We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and clowns.
"You really, honestly don't mind that I morph into a giant dog?"-Jacob Black (Twilight)
Friends, Romans, countrymen - lend me your bedsheets!
Listening to Fox News in that earpiece?
Somebody is planning his next Tweet...
"No, we will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions! Because we are... The Three Amigos!"
(or maybe just one)
A tribute to Utah's finest marching band, American Fork High School. The grand finale this year will be a performance at the 2012 Pasadena Tournament of Roses Parade.
Go Trumpets!
View their 2010 State Championship performance here

Vintage American Fork High School Marching Band Uniform
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee."
-Princess Leia
"I'm not a Jedi because I like the hum of the lightsaber in my hand…and I'm not a Jedi because I like being a Jedi. I'm a Jedi because the Galaxy needs Jedi."
- ―Torr Snapit