Day 95 - Wabbit Twouble

Did somebody see a wabbit? Or was that the neighbor's dog? I heard he was pooping on someone's lawn...


Elmer Fudd: [to Bugs Bunny as a game warden] Oh, Mr. Game Warden. I hope you can help me. I've been told I could shoot wabbits and goats and pigeons and mongooses and dirty skunks and ducks. Could you tell me what season it weawwy is?

Bugs Bunny: Why coitenly, me boy. It's baseball season!

Day 94 - Boy of Summer

Ready for Spring Training

Day 93 - Huck Finn

"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot."

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain (Author's Notice)

Day 92 - Paint Your Wagon

Need a fresh coat of paint on that bus?

Day 91 - Scary Dad

Scared of that test?

Day 90 - Bunnies

Bunnies are cuddly
The large and the small
I like the chocolate one
He's the best of them all

-Author Unknown

Day 89 - Zorro

Alejandro Murrieta: Look at me, I look like a butterfly. This is the most stupid thing I've ever done.

Don Diego de la Vega: I doubt that.

-from The Mask of Zorro

Day 88 - Street Surfer

Does this board make my leg look fast?

Day 87 - Buy More Oil

Hybrids? You don't need no stinkin' hybrids.

Day 86 - I Feel Pretty

...and I wish for world peace. Or maybe just a little civility.

Day 85 - Stop

"Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my heart.
Baby, baby
I'm aware of where you go
Each time you leave my door
I watch you walk down the street..."

-Diana Ross

Day 84 - SWAT

Protecting my newspaper from the neighbors.

Day 83 - The Good, The Bad, and the Frozen

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

-Clint Eastwood (Blondie), in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Day 82 - I'm a Lumberjack

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.

I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.

I go to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have buttered scones for tea.

He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.

He goes to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'

And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

-from Monty Python's Flying Circus

Day 81 - Funny Footprint

And a wiener dog to boot.

Day 80 - Patrick Swayze

"It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you."

-Sam Wheat
(Patrick Swayze, in Ghost)

Day 79 - Don't Mess with a Missionary Man

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

-Elwood
(from The Blues Brothers)

Day 78 - We're Noodle Folk

"Broth runs through our veins."

-Mr. Ping
(from Kung Fu Panda)

Day 77 - Happy New Year!

Rain started off the New Year with a long wait for the bus in 18 degree weather. The bus never made it.